QUEER WORD
HOLETOX

What It Means:

a portmanteau of 'hole' and botox' - a cosmetic procedure involving Botox injections into the anal area. It typically targets the internal sphincter and superficial skin around the anus.

It’s part of the growing trend of anal Botox procedures, often falling under the umbrella of intimate wellness or queer cosmetic treatments.

Let's Use It In A Sentence:

After his holetox appointment, Badrick said he felt ten years younger—though no one dared ask how he measured that.

I Regret Googling This (But Also… I Don’t)

You know that feeling when you’re driving past a car accident, telling yourself you really shouldn’t look—but the more you tell yourself that, the more you just can't help yourself?

Well, that's kind of how I felt after discovering that there's a new procedure known as holetox.

​I really shouldn't have asked any follow up questions.​

I should have just smiled, nodded, and then been on my way.

But.... but.... but....

I NEEDED TO KNOW MORE.

I had the basics down - I figured pretty quickly that it was just like facial Botox… but for your butthole.

But, that's about where my knowledge started and ended, leaving me with a considerable number of follow up questions. For example:

• Why would someone have this done?

• How exactly does anal Botox work?

• Do you lie on your back or go full downward dog?

• And if it freezes muscles… what does that mean?

But fear not, dear reader, as I have made it my mission to find out more so that you don't also have these nagging questions keeping you up at night.

How the Holetox Procedure Works

Let’s break it down (so you don’t have to Google this at 2am like I did).

1. Consultation – You meet with a trained medical professional.

2. Assessment – They perform an anorectal manometry test to check your muscle tightness (sounds sexy, right?).

3. Visualisation – A clear tube is inserted into the anus, and a light helps them see the internal sphincter.

4. Injection Time – 4-5 small doses of Botox are injected into the internal sphincter muscle.

After that, you pull up your pants, make awkward eye contact, and return in three months for a top-up.

Why Do People Get Holetox?

Sure, the memes make it seem like holetox = better butt sex, but there are legitimate medical benefits too:

• Reduces pain from anal fissures

• Helps with recovery after anal surgery

• Eases symptoms of chronic constipation or tight pelvic muscles

But yes — some people also get it to feel more relaxed and confident during bottoming.

The Rise of Queer Cosmetic Procedures

While I’m not here to downplay the genuine benefits of holetox for those who need it – and I'm certainly not here to yuck anyone's yum – my cynicism can't help but burst through here.

What I find particularly fascinating (in that car-crash-can't-look-away kind of way) is how this fits into the larger trend: the rise of overly elaborate (and largely pointless) solutions and products being marketed to queer communities under the guise of self-care.

I mean, if we stick with butt-stuff for a moment (or, as the marketers call it, 'intimate wellness'), we're seeing a raft of products on the market from marked-up fibre supplements (that are essentially a fancy Metamucil), to pills that promise a larger-than-average ejaculate.

It's rainbow capitalism at its finest: make queer folks feel inadequate, then sell them high-priced solutions to problems they didn’t know they had.

Final Thoughts

Am I judging holetox? Not at all.

In fact, I’m a little bit obsessed.

But I am fascinated (and slightly unnerved) by how easily our identities can be commodified — especially when it comes to body image, desirability, and intimate performance in queer spaces.

So go ahead, freeze your face, your hole, or whatever else you like — but just make sure you’re doing it for you, not because someone told you your butthole needs a glow-up.​

QUEER WORD
FAQs About Holetox (Botox… For Your Butt)

What is holetox?

Holetox is a cosmetic or medical procedure where Botox is injected into the anal area, usually targeting the internal sphincter. The name is a mash-up of ‘hole’ and ‘Botox’, because apparently we’ve entered that era of humanity.

Why would someone get holetox?

People may get holetox for medical reasons (like easing anal fissures, chronic pain, or recovery after surgery), or for sexual wellness — such as improving comfort during anal sex by relaxing tight muscles.

Is holetox safe?

When performed by a qualified medical professional, anal Botox injections are generally safe. As with any procedure, there are risks (like bruising, discomfort, or infection), but complications are rare. You probably shouldn’t get it from someone offering it out of the back of a van, though.

How long does holetox last?

Results typically last 3 to 6 months, depending on your body and the dosage. Most people who benefit from it will need repeat treatments to maintain the effects.

Does holetox hurt?

A little, yes — it’s an injection into your butt, after all. But numbing agents are usually used, and the discomfort is short-lived. (Emotional pain? Well, that’s another story.)

Is holetox only for gay men?

Nope! While queer men are often the target audience thanks to marketing and cultural assumptions, anyone dealing with pelvic floor tightness, pain, or recovery needs could potentially benefit. Bodies are weird and wonderful across the spectrum.

Can I get holetox for cosmetic reasons?

Yes — some people opt for it as part of anal rejuvenation or intimate aesthetics. This could involve smoothing the skin around the area or improving how it looks/feels during sex. No judgement here.

Is holetox part of a trend?

Definitely. Holetox fits into the broader trend of intimate wellness, rainbow capitalism, and niche cosmetic procedures being marketed (often heavily) toward queer communities. Whether it’s empowering or exploitative… well, that’s up to you to decide.